{"product_id":"the-metal-touch-short-sleeve-t-shirt-copy","title":"I WANT GAY MARRIED COUPLES TO BE ABLE TO PROTECT THEIR MARIJUANA PLANTS WITH GUNS short sleeve t-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Equal rights. Equal left hooks. Equal access to chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn aggressively American fever dream for people who believe freedom should be gay, armed, and a little bit high. Offensive to everyone for all the right reasons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSAME DESIRE — politically incorrect and emotionally correct.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SAME DESIRE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46813738533053,"sku":null,"price":66.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0457\/8928\/2456\/files\/SAMEDESIRE-33.png?v=1779398202","url":"https:\/\/samedesire.net\/products\/the-metal-touch-short-sleeve-t-shirt-copy","provider":"SAME DESIRE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}